Government Investigates

Officials from the Israeli Goverment reacted angrily today to allegations that a passport-holding citizen was seen deliberately having fun on the Caribbean Coast in Mexico. "This goes against everything we have striven for in Israel for the last 60 years" commented a drab bastard in a dull suit, "naturally we all hope the allegations are false" he droned, "but a full investigation has been launched." Attempts to track down the alledged wrong-doer have proved futile, as the crack dens and brothels of Cancun provide a plethora of easy hiding places for people not wishing to be found. A random survey on the streets of Tel Aviv revealed that 98% of people viewed the allegations as scurrilous rumour put about by the Palestinians, one woman said she said if it were true, it brought shame on the perpetrator´s family. "If this is true, it brings shame on the perpetrator´s family" she said. The remaining 2% said "God is great", which wasn´t an option on the survey.