Advance reports are that the No Wedding in Florida last week was a resounding success. In the true traidions of Irish weddings, it was a 4-day drinking session, remarkable only for the lack of ceremony to distract the select guest list in the middle. The not-bride and not-groom were in sparkling form as the big day failed to happen. There was plenty of emotion, and even tears from the blushing not-bride. The not-mother-in-law herself was quite overcome with parental protectiveness. More as we find it, back to you Tom...