One of these days i'll spend 6 weeks in a row in Melbourne and that'll shock people. For now though, South East Asia it is. I have to admit to loving the sensory facial fish-slap you get when you arrive in Asia. Mind you, parts of Phuket are about as Asian as Roscommon, so tomorrow i'm off to to pastures younger and less peopled with scandinavian retirees and german sex tourists: Phi Phi. For now though i'm off to the pool to enjoy my "complete mantory phuket styl cocktail pineapple cocktail" - according to the voucher. Man it's tough...